Poop Creek, Oregon
I do not love benedict cucumber

this text I sent to alexis explains everything

“NO NO NO LISTEN LET ME BE PERFECTLY CLEAR THAT I ONLY LOVE HIS ACTING AND  THAT I STILL THINK HIS FACE IS HIDEOUS BUT HE WAS REALLY GOOD IN TINKER TAILOR AND HIS VOICE IS GREAT BUT HE’S STILL VERY UGLY BUT I RESPECT THAT HE CAN LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT A PAPER BAG”

I may or may not have listened to him talk with my eyes closed

and that is all I have to say on the matter