I do not love benedict cucumber
this text I sent to alexis explains everything
“NO NO NO LISTEN LET ME BE PERFECTLY CLEAR THAT I ONLY LOVE HIS ACTING AND THAT I STILL THINK HIS FACE IS HIDEOUS BUT HE WAS REALLY GOOD IN TINKER TAILOR AND HIS VOICE IS GREAT BUT HE’S STILL VERY UGLY BUT I RESPECT THAT HE CAN LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT A PAPER BAG”
I may or may not have listened to him talk with my eyes closed
and that is all I have to say on the matter




