Poop Creek, Oregon

at my first day of work looking real cute but feeling real dumb

Being X.O. put Winters into daily contact with Nixon, by now battalion S-3. They hardly could have been more different. Winters grew up in a middle-class home; Nixon’s father was fabulously wealthy. Winters had not gotten out of Pennsylvania in his teenage years; Nixon had lived in various parts of Europe. Winters was a graduate of a small college; Nixon came from Yale. Winters never drank; Nixon was an alcoholic. But they were the closest of friends, because what they had in common was a dedication to the job at hand, and a remarkable ability to do that job

maximumbuttitude:maxofs2d:


r.i.p. giant french buttplug

may you go on to plug the great ass in the sky

maximumbuttitude:maxofs2d:

r.i.p. giant french buttplug

may you go on to plug the great ass in the sky


1D on an advert for the Feeling Nuts Comedy Night

I do what I want.